All's in a worker's day

B: Have you employee your time good?

M: Err, yes Sir
(friendster, blogger, tabloids, friendster, blogger, tabloids)

B: So, what’s ur typical day?

M: Uhm, well…uhmm well let see….
(At this stage I’m thinking hard, and all I can think of are, updating my blogger, visiting my friends blogger, checking my friendster, reading jokes, reading tabloids I’ve obtained furing lunch time, nothing decent to tell my boss, Arggh. Sweat begins to trickle on my back, double Arghhh)

B: Yes?
(At this stage he’s looking at me intently , daunting and beginning to become impatient)

M: Well, I check on the reports that I got…
(Suppose reading comments on my blog, my email, my friendster, can be counted as reading report)
Then, I’ve been working on project A with B
(Which I’ve start doing 10 minutes before I got called to see my boss)
Also, I’ve updated the reports and everythings
(Surely updating my blog, can be counted on)

B: Okay, that’s good, but…blah blah blah… I want you to log your activity for a week. Then analyse it, see
wheter you’ve employ your time efficiently…

Me:
(Imagining what the log will be like:
9.00 arrive (an hour late)
9.00-9.45 settling in, getting water, chatting
9.45-11.00 reading everyone’s blog, friendster, update my blog
11.00- 11.30 calling my friends
11.30-13.00 lunch plus shopping (half an hour earlier than the slotted time)
13.00-14.00 fighting off my sleepiness, and dozing
14.00-14.30 getting ready to actually get some work done
14.30-15.00 Getting rally confused how to get the mounting works done
15.00-16.00 Becoming dangerously close to panic due to amount of work have been delayed
16.00 Giving up work, promise self to do it first thing tomorrow morning)
Okay, Sir,. I’ll report back first thing next week
(And I say this with full confident, like a true pathological liar)

Please Note: This piece is purely fictional and does not reflect the true work conduct of the writer, who by the way writes this after hour.