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For: Heavenly Bed occupier
Message: :)
From: Me

Somethin’ Cheerful

Whilst driving my sister peered at her son and saw him stiff. "Honey, are you allrite?" she asked. " No, I’m not mummy, I’m scaled", he replied. " Why are you scared, baby?" she asked again. "Because, you’le dliving mummy," he replied.

"Auntie, auntie, I’m going to matchmake Monik with my brother," my friend told my mum, when they were having afternoon snack. " Oh, really, well if that side is willing (meaning my friend’s brother), then I will be most grateful." My mum replies.

"Ma’m, d you want to try extrim, very effective." One of the sales ladies offers my friend one of those diet products. Annoyed my friend (who’s very much single and unpregnant) quite innocently replied " Ermm, is this safe for pregnant women?" And obviously the sales lady was taken aback.